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Are you a prospector?
Boogie
post Jun 10 2010, 04:25 PM
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I hope that Jeff Foxworthy someday finds it in his heart to forgive me for this...

Are you a prospector? Let's find out...


You might not be a prospector if :

If you think that Mother Lode is Tommy Lodes mom, you might not be a prospector.

If you think Concentrates is something that grandpa does on the toilet, you might not be a prospector.

If you think a High Banker is a bank teller with a drug problem, you might not be a prospector.

If you think a picker is that kid in school who used to eat his boogers, you might not be a prospector.

If you think a flake is your cousin Ned from California, you might not be a prospector.

If you think crevicing is a type of foreplay, you might not be a prospector.

If you think a streak test is an examination that you take while naked, you might not be a prospector.

If you think that sampling is the same thing as bar hopping, you might not be a prospector.

If you've ever mistaken a Blue Bowl for a Bidet, you might not be a prospector.

If you think a Desert Fox is German general named Rommel, you might not be a prospector.

If you think that a white pvc pipe sticking up out of the ground is for target practice, you might not be a prospector.

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You might be a prospector if :

If your deck is missing sections of indoor/outdoor carpet, you might be a prospector.

If your car no longer fits in the garage because of all the buckets full of dirt, you might be a prospector.

If your emergency kit consists of a magnet, coat hanger or crevicing tool, magnifier, gps, and a can of beans, you might be a prospector.

If you have a gold pan in every car you own, you might be a prospector.

If corrugated pipe gives you lots of great ideas, you might be a prospector.

If you're relieved that the camper in your favorite spot is a fisherman, you might be a prospector.

If the screens are missing from over half of the windows in your house and you can't blame the kids, you might be a prospector.

If you've ever cried like a little girl after spilling a bucket of cons back into the creek, you might be a prospector.

If you know all the words to "Gold Fever theme song", you might be a prospector.

If your gun rack is carrying a rifle and a metal detector, you might be a prospector.

If you're up late at night searching BLM sites instead of looking at porn, you might be a prospector.

If you stir your soup by shaking it vigorously, you might be a prospector.

If you have more sets of waders in your closet than you have pants, you might be a prospector.

If the first sign of fall gets you depressed, you might be a prospector.

If you think fall colors are what you find in your pan late in the year, you might be a prospector.

If all of your tools are painted yellow and black, you might be a prospector (this one is for ScottKS).

If you've refered to your wife as "the tender", you might be a prospector.

If you look for black sand while gardening, you might be a prospector.

If you own bottles of Jet Dry but no dish washer, you might be a prospector.


Anyone got anymore?


Boogie


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Ryan
post Jun 10 2010, 10:31 PM
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That Is great!!!!!!


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post Jun 11 2010, 07:11 AM
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:):):)
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OkieJon
post Jun 11 2010, 09:58 AM
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Some of these are pretty good!
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russau
post Jun 12 2010, 05:10 AM
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and some of these are really close to being the truth!
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