Are you a prospector? |
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Are you a prospector? |
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![]() Shovel Buster! ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 206 Joined: 19-May 10 From: Longmont, Colorado Member No.: 7,248 ![]() |
I hope that Jeff Foxworthy someday finds it in his heart to forgive me for this...
Are you a prospector? Let's find out... You might not be a prospector if : If you think that Mother Lode is Tommy Lodes mom, you might not be a prospector. If you think Concentrates is something that grandpa does on the toilet, you might not be a prospector. If you think a High Banker is a bank teller with a drug problem, you might not be a prospector. If you think a picker is that kid in school who used to eat his boogers, you might not be a prospector. If you think a flake is your cousin Ned from California, you might not be a prospector. If you think crevicing is a type of foreplay, you might not be a prospector. If you think a streak test is an examination that you take while naked, you might not be a prospector. If you think that sampling is the same thing as bar hopping, you might not be a prospector. If you've ever mistaken a Blue Bowl for a Bidet, you might not be a prospector. If you think a Desert Fox is German general named Rommel, you might not be a prospector. If you think that a white pvc pipe sticking up out of the ground is for target practice, you might not be a prospector. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You might be a prospector if : If your deck is missing sections of indoor/outdoor carpet, you might be a prospector. If your car no longer fits in the garage because of all the buckets full of dirt, you might be a prospector. If your emergency kit consists of a magnet, coat hanger or crevicing tool, magnifier, gps, and a can of beans, you might be a prospector. If you have a gold pan in every car you own, you might be a prospector. If corrugated pipe gives you lots of great ideas, you might be a prospector. If you're relieved that the camper in your favorite spot is a fisherman, you might be a prospector. If the screens are missing from over half of the windows in your house and you can't blame the kids, you might be a prospector. If you've ever cried like a little girl after spilling a bucket of cons back into the creek, you might be a prospector. If you know all the words to "Gold Fever theme song", you might be a prospector. If your gun rack is carrying a rifle and a metal detector, you might be a prospector. If you're up late at night searching BLM sites instead of looking at porn, you might be a prospector. If you stir your soup by shaking it vigorously, you might be a prospector. If you have more sets of waders in your closet than you have pants, you might be a prospector. If the first sign of fall gets you depressed, you might be a prospector. If you think fall colors are what you find in your pan late in the year, you might be a prospector. If all of your tools are painted yellow and black, you might be a prospector (this one is for ScottKS). If you've refered to your wife as "the tender", you might be a prospector. If you look for black sand while gardening, you might be a prospector. If you own bottles of Jet Dry but no dish washer, you might be a prospector. Anyone got anymore? Boogie -------------------- peto metallum honestus
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Diggin' In! ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 35 Joined: 20-April 10 From: Fort Collins Co Member No.: 7,223 ![]() |
That Is great!!!!!!
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russau ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,841 Joined: 4-December 03 From: st.louis missouri Member No.: 43 ![]() |
:):):)
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![]() Shovel Buster! ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 78 Joined: 30-June 08 From: Southwest,Oklahoma Member No.: 5,617 ![]() |
Some of these are pretty good!
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russau ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,841 Joined: 4-December 03 From: st.louis missouri Member No.: 43 ![]() |
and some of these are really close to being the truth!
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